A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court by Mark Twain Chapter 31 Page 16

listen, the same as if you had never heard such incredible wisdom in all your life before, and were afraid you might die before you got enough of it.

That will please Jones.”

It tickled Marco to the marrow to hear about such an odd character; but it also prepared him for accidents; and in my experience when you travel with a king who is letting on to be something else and can’t remember it more than about half the time, you can’t take too many precautions.

This was the best store we had come across yet; it had everything in it, in small quantities, from anvils and drygoods all the way down to fish and pinchbeck jewelry. I concluded I would bunch my whole invoice right here, and not go pricing around any more. So I got rid of Marco, by