A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court by Mark Twain Chapter 32 Page 6

shouted Dowley, with sparkling eyes. “I was like to lose my character, the neighbors wending I had mayhap been stealing.

It was a great day, a great day; one forgetteth not days like that.”

Yes, and his master was a fine man, and prosperous, and always had a great feast of meat twice in the year, and with it white bread, true wheaten bread; in fact, lived like a lord, so to speak. And in time Dowley succeeded to the business and married the daughter.

“And now consider what is come to pass,” said he, impressively. “Two times in every month there is fresh meat upon my table.” He made a pause here, to let that fact sink home, then added — ”and eight times salt meat.”

“It is even true,”