he rejoined ecstatically, drawing up one leg.

‘But would you have any objections to my laying down before the fire?’

‘If it comes to that,’ I said, ‘pray take my bed, and I’ll lie down before the fire.’

His repudiation of this offer was almost shrill enough, in the excess of its surprise and humility, to have penetrated to the ears of Mrs. Crupp, then sleeping, I suppose, in a distant chamber, situated at about the level of low-water mark, soothed in her slumbers by the ticking of an incorrigible clock, to which she always referred me when we had any little difference on the score of punctuality, and which was never less than three-quarters of an hour too slow, and had always been put right in the morning by the best authorities.