Gigolo by Edna Ferber Chapter 8 Page 15

She ate little herself, as do most expert cooks, and found her reward when Sam or Maxine uttered a choked and appreciative “Mmm!”

In the midst of creature comforts such as these Sam Pardee said, one evening, “Oil.”

Mrs. Pardee passed it, but not without remonstrance. “It’s the same identical French dressing you had last night, Sam. I mixed enough for twice. And you didn’t add any oil last night.”

Sam Pardee came out of his abstraction long enough to emit a roar of laughter and an unsatisfactory explanation. “I was thinking of oil in wells, not in cruets. Millions of barrels of oil, not a spoonful. Crude, not olive.”

She saw her child, her peace, her linen closet threatened.